Me and my sisters

I have four sisters - and no good group shots of the five of us.

On the far left is Swan. She's the second youngest. Although we're all Patraxian, she has a gift for languages. She can speak just about anything.

Sigourney is the second oldest - yes, I'm the oldest of us five. Yes, she's tough, but sweet. You should have seen her sucker-punch a Sontaran in the  - well, I didn't think they had that particular body part, but apparently they do. And apparently the probic vent isn't their only weak spot.

Alcyon is the youngest of all of us. She's only a hundred and sixty. Gallifreyians aren't considered "adults" until we're two hundred. She may be my baby sister, but we're very close. She's also the one researching our House and where we actually come from.

Bowie is the middle sister - she's the one who stole a junked TARDIS and got my other sisters safely to Karn before Gallifrey was time-locked. She can fly/drive/control pretty much anything. She'll also wear pretty much anything, too. Sometimes I wonder about her sense of style.

So this is us. Welcome to the House of Jade Dreamers.

Just a thought....

If a Time Lord and a Dalek can be friends, it can't be that hard for humans to learn to get along.

Can it?

Meanwhile, back aboard the TARDIS....

 "It's just a jump to the ----"

*CRASH BOOM BANG*

"---- other left, Kilbey...."











"Oh, thank you."

Sometimes Daleks can be helpful.

Transmission

Okay, Mogul.

I received your message. I'm not going to dignify your ridiculous allegations about my parentage, nor your accusations that the Time Lords are "out to get you." Perhaps. Perhaps not.

But know this.

I may be "just a woman."

But don't underestimate me. Or my friends. Yes, I have friends. Unlike you, I don't have to pay mine.

And despite what you think, I will not start a fight with you. Mine will not be the first blow.

But mine will be the last.

In other words, if you start it, I will finish it.

And you're not going to like how it ends.

Got that?

Okay, Maddy out.

Me and the Doctor - and a cameo by Kilbey

"Bless you...."

I didn't even know that detached.

Rafael: "So what is it?"

Me, looking at book: "Ah yes. To Serve Man. The classic Kanamet cookbook Third edition."

Rafael :"WHAT?!?!?!"

Me: "It's a joke, Rafael. Haven't you ever heard of The Twilight Zone?"

The Doctor: "I remember the Brig falling for that one, too, old girl."

I've known the Doctor since his fourth regeneration. It's probable that we would never have met had we both stayed on Gallifrey. He's a Prydonian from the House of Lungbarrow - a pretty big deal, in other words. I'm Patrexian - which would not be a big deal at all, except that I also come from the House of Jade Dreamers - the house of the Sisterhood of Karn. I seem to have inherited their gift of telepathy, but not the gift of prophecy. I can't see into the future unless I actually go there, but if I wanted to, I could read your mind as easily as you're reading these words. It's not something I do on a normal basis - everyone deserves their privacy - but it's helpful sometimes.

By the way, I'm telepathic, not telekinetic. Despite what Kilbey will try to tell you, I can't Force-choke someone or bend spoons with my mind or anything of that nature. Not that I haven't tried to, though.




But enough about me, for now.....

Summoning.....

Me and my friend from Dunwich, Lavinia Whateley.

"And by the power of this circle, I bid you come..."

"Summoning Yog-Sothoth?" Lavinia said.

"Nope. Power company."

In other words, Maddy forgot to charge her cellphone.

Don't be like Maddy .

Infiltrate! Or....not.

Not sure this is the best way to infiltrate the Mogul's inner circle.....

"So, blonde - maybe?" Kilbey said.

"So, not - maybe?" the Eternal suggested.

"Okay, granted, the Mogul has all the brains of a potato - or a Sontaran - but I still don't think he's going to fall for this," I said, trying to be somewhat diplomatic.

"It worked for Bugs Bunny," Kilbey pointed out.

"Bugs Bunny looked better in a bikini," the Eternal replied.

"You - okay, never mind." I don't want to know......