Meet Aziraphale and Crowley.
Zira's an angel - Principality, actually, but he says they make bad jokes about that these days - and his boyfriend Crowley (the redhead) is a demon.
Between me, my human and Aziraphale here, that bag of candy isn't going to make it to Halloween.
Crowley, bored out of his skull: So whatcha doing?
My person: Looking at the weather on my phone.
Crowley: I took down the entire mobile phone network in London once. It was epic.
My person: I blew the breaker for the entire office building once with a coffee pot.
Crowley: Hey, not bad for a human. Not bad at all.
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